26 August 2009

poo account

We have our morning coffee and catfood date, during which the cat surprises and gobbles low-fat "natural" cat food with visible veggie chunks. I clean the litterbox and replace the litter, replenish dry food and refill the water dish. The cat purrs loudly and tests everything out to be sure it is still working. Then there is a horrible smell. There is much scratching. I need to leave the room. If my cat were a man he'd be taunting me with, "what did you DO that's what you get for feeding me new age garbage." But he is my sweet cat and does no such thing. He builds a great dune, pushing all the cat litter into one big pile and when I return three minutes later the smell is gone.

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