08 July 2011

I am in love with my avant-sciencey new retainers. Nothing could be worse than the old ones, which suctioned saliva to teeth coated in plastic. These ones are smooth, and fill my mouth so much I may refuse to speak until I am freed of them.


Factory Supervisor said...

Will you carry a slate around your neck and chalk out your replies?

wrenna said...

That sounds like penance. I would accept inquiries phrased as a yes or no question only and nod my replies.